Blizzard Dev Meeting.
Dev1: ...and another thing, I looked up SK100 and saw that a lot of the top teams are Rogue/priests....apparently they're beating DKs and paladins.
The largely sleepy/bored Dev team begins to wake up
Dev2: wait, what?
Dev3: Did you say priests?
Dev4: *yawn* what'd I miss? why's everyone talking all of a sudden?
Dev1: Yeah, I was like 'wtf?" too! Did we nerf DKs too much? Does anyone know? Who plays DK here?
Dev2: Me
Dev3: I do
Dev4: I dont have one
Everyone in the room turns to Dev4 and looks at him in shock
Dev4: I got a pally thogh!
Everyone laughs in relief
Dev1: Well hell, we can't have this, priests being good? Heresy! Suggestions?
Dev2: Nerf Divine Hymn!
Dev3: No way, nerf Shield's mana cost!
Dev4: You two stupid? Nerf Penance!
Dev1: Aww hell, let's just nerf all of the above!
Dev2: Brilliant!
Dev4: Aye!
I have to laugh to keep myself from crying.
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